{"id":3243,"date":"2014-11-05T11:15:05","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T08:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aqh59ym2.c4-suncomet.com\/tuipal\/?p=3243"},"modified":"2014-11-05T11:16:58","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T08:16:58","slug":"hauva-sairastui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/3243\/","title":{"rendered":"Hauva sairastui"},"content":{"rendered":"

On n\u00e4k\u00f6j\u00e4\u00e4n V-k\u00e4yr\u00e4 aika korkealla, kun teen t\u00e4llaista.<\/p>\n

Viikonloppuna aamuk\u00e4velyll\u00e4.
\n\"hauva<\/a><\/p>\n

Ik\u00e4v\u00e4\u00e4 nyt kerron teille;
\n hauva sairastui!
\n Paha koira puri eilen,
\n hauva loukaantui.
\n Nyt on vaivaa yst\u00e4v\u00e4ll\u00e4
\n \u2013 sen voit arvata\u2013
\n Nyt on hampaan rei\u00e4t h\u00e4ll\u00e4,
\n etutassuissa.<\/p>\n

Min\u00e4 h\u00e4nt\u00e4 silittelin,
\n ei h\u00e4n hyppinyt.
\n Juustollakin mairittelin,
\n ei h\u00e4n leikkinyt.
\n Nainen makkarankin osti,
\n Hauvalle sen vei,
\n Hauva p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00e4ns\u00e4 vaan nosti,
\n sanoi: \u00bbkiitos, ei!\u00bb<\/p>\n

Viimein pienen p\u00f6yd\u00e4n alle
\n Hauva l\u00f6ysi tien;
\n k\u00e4vi sinne kyyryksihin
\n yst\u00e4v\u00e4ni pien\u2019.
\n Sh, sh, lapset, hiljaa aivan,
\n antaa maata vain.
\n Uni huomiseksi vaivan
\n poistaa hauvaltain.<\/p>\n

Samuli Suomalaista mukaillen.<\/p>\n

J.K. Staffi se oli ja on edelleenkin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On n\u00e4k\u00f6j\u00e4\u00e4n V-k\u00e4yr\u00e4 aika korkealla, kun teen t\u00e4llaista. Viikonloppuna aamuk\u00e4velyll\u00e4. Ik\u00e4v\u00e4\u00e4 nyt kerron teille; hauva sairastui! Paha koira puri eilen, hauva loukaantui. Nyt on vaivaa yst\u00e4v\u00e4ll\u00e4 \u2013 sen voit arvata\u2013 Nyt on hampaan rei\u00e4t h\u00e4ll\u00e4, etutassuissa. Min\u00e4 h\u00e4nt\u00e4 silittelin, ei h\u00e4n hyppinyt. Juustollakin mairittelin, ei h\u00e4n leikkinyt. Nainen makkarankin osti, Hauvalle sen vei, Hauva p\u00e4\u00e4t\u00e4ns\u00e4 … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3,66,6,113,23,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sarjakuva","category-elama","category-elamani","category-hoilotus","category-luonto","category-terveys"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3243"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3247,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions\/3247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}