{"id":6401,"date":"2018-04-02T10:09:42","date_gmt":"2018-04-02T07:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aqh59ym2.c4-suncomet.com\/tuipal\/?p=6401"},"modified":"2018-04-02T10:09:57","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T07:09:57","slug":"koivun-vitsoja-ja-paasiaisvalkeaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/6401\/","title":{"rendered":"Koivun vitsoja ja melkein p\u00e4\u00e4si\u00e4isvalkeaa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Molin itte tyk\u00f6n\u00e4ni aatellu notta lankalauantaina poltamma ne koivunvittat, jokka on varalla ollu, meill\u00e4 asuvan naisen kasvatuksessa. Se ku ei en\u00e4\u00e4 oo ihan koko aikaa niin ku p\u00e4\u00e4ssilm\u00e4ne kakara, jokka vittaa tarvittee.<br \/>\nEn toki ollut sille naiselle kertonut mik\u00e4 oli pihalla olleen kasan tarkoitus, \u00e4lk\u00e4\u00e4p\u00e4 tek\u00e4\u00e4n, notta moon muuten kohta Some-otsikois &#8220;meetuu&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aqh59ym2.c4-suncomet.com\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/020418.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"750\" height=\"695\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/020418.jpg 750w, https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/020418-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/020418-600x556.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 750px) 100vw, 750px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Vaikka edell\u00e4 jo kerroin koko totuuden, niin hyv\u00e4 yst\u00e4v\u00e4ni Ronaltti on aina puhunut vaihtoehtoisista faktoista eli alternatiivisest\u00e4 totuudesta. Kerrotaan nyt sellainenkin. Kaadoin pihastamme kolme isoa koivua ja pellolla ovat niiden oksat odottamassa etel\u00e4tuulta, ett\u00e4 ne saisi poltettua. Pohjoisesta vain on viime p\u00e4iv\u00e4t puhaltanut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Molin itte tyk\u00f6n\u00e4ni aatellu notta lankalauantaina poltamma ne koivunvittat, jokka on varalla ollu, meill\u00e4 asuvan naisen kasvatuksessa. Se ku ei en\u00e4\u00e4 oo ihan koko aikaa niin ku p\u00e4\u00e4ssilm\u00e4ne kakara, jokka vittaa tarvittee. En toki ollut sille naiselle kertonut mik\u00e4 oli pihalla olleen kasan tarkoitus, \u00e4lk\u00e4\u00e4p\u00e4 tek\u00e4\u00e4n, notta moon muuten kohta Some-otsikois &#8220;meetuu&#8221;. Vaikka edell\u00e4 jo &#8230; <a title=\"Koivun vitsoja ja melkein p\u00e4\u00e4si\u00e4isvalkeaa\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/6401\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Koivun vitsoja ja melkein p\u00e4\u00e4si\u00e4isvalkeaa\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3,66,6,23,105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sarjakuva","category-elama","category-elamani","category-luonto","category-meilla-asuva-nainen"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6401"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6404,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6401\/revisions\/6404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}