{"id":7615,"date":"2019-08-09T09:46:48","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T06:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aqh59ym2.c4-suncomet.com\/tuipal\/?p=7615"},"modified":"2019-08-09T09:46:53","modified_gmt":"2019-08-09T06:46:53","slug":"loppumaton-luonnonvara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/7615\/","title":{"rendered":"Loppumaton luonnonvara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tullut taas kes\u00e4ll\u00e4 liikuttua autolla hieman pitemm\u00e4ll\u00e4kin Suomenniemell\u00e4.     Aina pariasataa ajokilometri\u00e4 kohti tuntuu tulevan vastaan tai ohittavan joku idiootti. Ei en tarkoita, niit\u00e4, jotka ajavat alle nopeusrajoitusten, vaikka ne raivostuttavatkin v\u00e4lill\u00e4. Niiden kanssa p\u00e4rj\u00e4\u00e4. Tarkoitan niit\u00e4, jotka ovat syntyneet 15 minuuttia liian my\u00f6h\u00e4\u00e4n ja ovat ilmeisesti siksi aina sen vartin my\u00f6h\u00e4ss\u00e4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"423\" height=\"600\" src=\"http:\/\/aqh59ym2.c4-suncomet.com\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/4395A8F5-8052-4349-9826-F0836B23907C-423x600.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/4395A8F5-8052-4349-9826-F0836B23907C-423x600.jpeg 423w, https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/4395A8F5-8052-4349-9826-F0836B23907C-212x300.jpeg 212w, https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/4395A8F5-8052-4349-9826-F0836B23907C.jpeg 607w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Niit\u00e4h\u00e4n ne etup\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4: bmw, audi, mersu, volvo jne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Olen joskus muuten aiemminkin ihmetellyt miss\u00e4, vaiheessa jumala ilmestyy vaikkapa uudelle bmw-kuskille. Tuleeko se etuk\u00e4teen sanoen: \u201dpoikani olet henkisesti kyps\u00e4 ostamaan bmw:n ja ajamaan liikennes\u00e4\u00e4nn\u00f6ist\u00e4 v\u00e4litt\u00e4m\u00e4tt\u00e4\u201d vai ostetaanko bmw ensin ja jumala tulee sen j\u00e4lkeen onnittelemaan ja toteaa, ett\u00e4 \u201del\u00e4p\u00e4 poika en\u00e4\u00e4 s\u00e4\u00e4nn\u00f6ist\u00e4 v\u00e4lit\u00e4 kun bemarin ostit\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tullut taas kes\u00e4ll\u00e4 liikuttua autolla hieman pitemm\u00e4ll\u00e4kin Suomenniemell\u00e4. Aina pariasataa ajokilometri\u00e4 kohti tuntuu tulevan vastaan tai ohittavan joku idiootti. Ei en tarkoita, niit\u00e4, jotka ajavat alle nopeusrajoitusten, vaikka ne raivostuttavatkin v\u00e4lill\u00e4. Niiden kanssa p\u00e4rj\u00e4\u00e4. Tarkoitan niit\u00e4, jotka ovat syntyneet 15 minuuttia liian my\u00f6h\u00e4\u00e4n ja ovat ilmeisesti siksi aina sen vartin my\u00f6h\u00e4ss\u00e4. Niit\u00e4h\u00e4n ne etup\u00e4\u00e4ss\u00e4: bmw, &#8230; <a title=\"Loppumaton luonnonvara\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/7615\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Loppumaton luonnonvara\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[3,66,6,104,425,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sarjakuva","category-elama","category-elamani","category-en-vaan-tajua","category-ipad","category-liikenne"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7615"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7618,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7615\/revisions\/7618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tuipal.net\/tuipal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}